Discovered yesterday that a dab concentrate pen can NOT be sucked on in the same manner as which one huffs down nicotine vapes. Accidentally ended up on the fucking moon from that one😬😂

Last night was a stark reminder of why I don’t want to be a waitress anymore and much prefer cleaning everyone’s tables over doing the dog and pony show that is required of servers now a days.

It was a prime example of where we are at with lack of social skills in public. To set the scene- it’s my second table and 2 women come in. Immediately they are explaining they “have an event to get to, they are WOMEN- they wear make up, dress like women, and their DNA makes them women, nothing else.”

Mind you I didn’t say anything except for “there’s rolls in the oven, they will be out in a moment”. I still have NO idea if that broad assumed I was a dude or what but that’s quite the opener and it only spiraled from there. I had tables surrounding these women apologizing and over tipping me to compensate for the fact I was being held hostage every time I had to approach them.

If you’re in a busy restaurant, for the love of everything fucking holy please stop forcing your server to entertain your ego and listen to you ramble. We don’t care about your bunions or grandkids wedding photos but we do have 3 other tables to attend to and it’s rude as fuck to assume that bringing you food also includes playing therapist for you. Criticizing the menu to a server is pointless, our suggestions aren’t taken seriously so you’re barking up the wrong tree.

I’ve survived 24 hours without the vape but I’m sure getting spicy and grateful to be going back tonight to being the lowest one on the totem pole. It sounds insane to say it but I’d rather make less money cleaning tables than to prance around feeding rich people’s egos. I’m NOT meant to serve people who can afford $85 plates of food, I’m more a server meant for a dive bar that you’re not sure if you’re going to get E. coli but you still eat the food regardless.

Taking away gluten and nicotine is like removing 70% of the joy from your life for the record. Ya ya ya it’s healthier but it blows being responsible✌🏻