I have officially made it over the 3 day mark without vaping. At this point it’s just sheerly the habit I’m trying desperately to break while trying not to be a dickhead to everyone around me.

After meals and driving are the 2 areas I struggle with the most. Unfortunately the fidget I jacked from my kid doesn’t work the best as an option while driving😬

Luckily I have a concert tonight at a non smoking venue (heck their pat downs should come with security’s phone number since it feels more like a groping than a security check). It is getting easier and easier but I would be lying if I said I didn’t miss my adult binkie like no other

In other exciting news, the strawberry I found apparently grew a little penis. From the side I had made the BBL joke but my 71 year old coworker pointed out the front view and that one was much more fitting.

My life is pathetic when I’m finding perversion in fruit, lord help us all.